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Thoughts on Jaywalking…one the first times I was to ever walk across Macallister Road towards Sun Devil Stadium (you know, the same place the Phoenix Cardinals used to play…it was not any given Sunday, and I was the only one around), out of no where a motorcycle cop pulled up on me (on the sidewalk!) and gave me the riot act and ticketed me for….25 bucks in 88 could buy a weeks of good groceries! Fortunately, the judge threw me out of court, I mean his office, I mean the ticket.

My old man respected Bob Dole, but was nothing like the Kansan, except in extremely decent temperament. The world weary wise men with hats (that it was cardinal law to take off the instant one had a roof over one’s head, as a young wannabe punk kid, always perplexed me with their sensibilities…I cannot tell you how me and my brothers, on the rare occasions when we got to go out for dinner, we would have to dread our father always approaching young men in restaurants to please remove your caps…and to the man, every single one did as politely asked…ah, those where the dayz…The Eighties, R E S P E C T for one’s elders, especially those everyone knew without saying had been there and been shot at…but I parenthetically digress). Talk about the greatest generation, you could always count on them to have your back…by being in front of you, in the line of fire. But let me roll back the internal camera just a bit, before I rant and roll about the latest episode of the soft political porn shitte show that is The Trump Show, but based on real world events…I can still see my old man raising his voice to the tely at Walter full of Cronkite, even though the old man behind the screen could not hear him, nor would Jimmy Carter care if he did, DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS…In the bizarro dystopia I wish it were not here, and not cold blooded reality T.V….after all these years of it being indelibly etched into my brain, speaking of not in Kansas anymore, the greatest kids movie made for and about adults, The Wizard of Oz, broadcast once on year on Sunday night at the movies, I mean living room…”Let the joyous news be spread, the wicked witch of the west is AT LAST DEAD”. Little did I know then how right my officer and Christian gentleman war hero was that Ronald Reagan should have ordered Seal Team 666 to whack the A Hole a Tollah and all his Imperial Court on DAY ONE! What coulda been, what shoulda been The Eighties without Beirut turning into the fall of 39 Warsaw. And of all people, we have Donnie from Queens (my old man grew up in Manhattan and I thank god he did not have to bear witness to President Trump…Carter was bad enough). But, speaking of the now clear and present danger in the Bada Bing, I mean Oval Office, there is not one so called leader in the still free western world that I would want to serve under, I mean be caught in the line of fire with…for every single certifiable schmuck gathered at the Davos clown show The Don turned it into, would make just like they all did in the audience and just watch while being pot shot at…rhetorically, by a shameless, mendacious, narcissistic,corrupt, megalomaniac, anti truth Neo nationalist sociopath (how many times do I have to lament how much Donnie reminds me of a little Austrian turd…except he loves the joozes [hat tip Jonah] for all their beachfront property and Benjys willingness to play let’s U.S. make a deal) BECAUSE we the living in Idiocracy, at home and abroad. Cowards and fools…and that is why the Ukrainians are still fighting for their lives all on their own and how fitting a conman and failed casino owner castigated Z for not having any cards. No worries, I need a new IPad, made in Chi Na Uyghur concentration camp by “my friend Xi”, I mean Chairman Maos biggest spin off. Gotta run on. God HELP U.S. Darth Vadar rot in hell. Thanks for taking my rant Onward and Upward. Peace through superior mental firepower

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